FOR THOSE WHO DON’T WATCH GAY PORN
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW GAY PORN STARTS
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
This is the most Apple thing I’ve ever seen
An 18-inch shrimp has just been caught off the shore of Fort Pierce, Florida. Scientists have yet to determine if it’s a rare specimen of Mantis Shrimp or merely the first scout from Cthulhu’s apocalyptic underseas army.
someone ask posidon why he gotta be this way
How the fuck am I gonna put that in the deep fryer?