voyagebysexualdiscovery:

aphrodiyte:

The Heterosexuality Experiment

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The Britney Gif made me Holla & it’s appropriate

swolizard:

rumpelstiltskln:

shopwitme:

rare footage

Raw

ugly tears


FOR THOSE WHO DON’T WATCH GAY PORN
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW GAY PORN STARTS

FOR THOSE WHO DON’T WATCH GAY PORN

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW GAY PORN STARTS

ultralifetips:

You’ve never seen the human eye like this before - The last one is awesome!

ozthemagician:

sempaiko:

jrock1ove:

idontlikeyourcat:

THE ROAD SO FAR

FUCK THIS GODDAMN FUCKING POST.

I laughed WAY harder than I should have! I am pee.

WHAT KIND OF CHILDREN’S BOOK WAS THAT?

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

listen to kirby pretend to be a robot


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youcouldbefound:

thewayhereyeslightuptheroom:

teenawh:

jem-sie:

letsfack:

legitimism:

Where is this?

How tf do you walk down that?

how the fuck

That’s terrifying

Looks like an adventure

Let’s do it.

youcouldbefound:

thewayhereyeslightuptheroom:

teenawh:

jem-sie:

letsfack:

legitimism:

Where is this?

How tf do you walk down that?

how the fuck

That’s terrifying

Looks like an adventure

Let’s do it.

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

spookyspatula:


This is the most Apple thing I’ve ever seen

spookyspatula:

This is the most Apple thing I’ve ever seen

replicaaa:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

tmiscience:

An 18-inch shrimp has just been caught off the shore of Fort Pierce, Florida. Scientists have yet to determine if it’s a rare specimen of Mantis Shrimp or merely the first scout from Cthulhu’s apocalyptic underseas army.
[Sploid]

someone ask posidon why he gotta be this way

How the fuck am I gonna put that in the deep fryer?

replicaaa:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

tmiscience:

An 18-inch shrimp has just been caught off the shore of Fort Pierce, Florida. Scientists have yet to determine if it’s a rare specimen of Mantis Shrimp or merely the first scout from Cthulhu’s apocalyptic underseas army.

[Sploid]

someone ask posidon why he gotta be this way

How the fuck am I gonna put that in the deep fryer?